Is there no other criticism left for kids like me
You scream of feminism, postmodernism and
Throw in a bit of post-structuralism and
My vagina still don't feel at home
With either of these isms. It just feels
Taut, ready for action but at the same time dry
It don't want to be called slut nor Penelope
This pussy
Why don't you answer with something more satiable
When the most marginal is put on the pedestal
Why don't you throw in another school of thought
A school of pussy for the pussy
My vagina still don't feel at home
A school for the women of the 21st century!
It's all that we're good for anyway
Recall, revolt, counter.
How dare you say that you don't want any
Why we can make these lips smile, thank you very much
It reaches a pseudo-climax, one that can almost do
Recall, revolt, counter.
You can put those pencils back in your pockets
"How the hell do you propose to end these meanderings?"
You ask. "Never mind, we're too busy bitching away."